I have no motivation to make me get out of this chair to do anything. Can't figure it out. Watch the stock market, go take a nap, open a window, go take a nap, take my pills, go take a nap. What's wrong here?
Sorry to bore you all, but I can't even tell you a joke.
The Washington Post has once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an ass.
Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you
Readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist
Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
Jewish men.
ok, that's enough, have a great day
God Bless, Captain
Very funny
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